• ‘Grey’ or ‘Gray’?
  • For people you can’t stand…
  • This was slid under my door this morning…
  • Mountain Dew Christmas Tree
  • All your problems are solved…
  • You have just signed your death sentence
  • Finals suck…
  • I forgot about them too…
  • Listening to a stranger’s conversation…
  • Avatar will never make it onto the big screen
  • Dog bone paper clips look very different when you try them on paper
  • Me and my mom 1981-Now