• Why you should never try it…
  • You can only push a girl so far…
  • Instagram vs. Reality…
  • In Soviet Russia…
  • Sarah Palin
  • Because tomorrow you die
  • Best feeling in the world
  • I’ve already failed…
  • Jump higher in any game
  • Double Rainbow over Manhattan
  • And that would be karma
  • Hell yeah I’m gonna sniff it