• You’re testing my patience…
  • Sarcasm Society…
  • It would’ve been a terrific name…
  • Okay now what?
  • Grammar goofs that make you look silly…
  • Every time I order something online…
  • Really bad analogies written by high school students…
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses’ persuasive tactics
  • Dinner’s ready!
  • The weekend
  • Can’t afford a fancy car?
  • Clever soda dispenser