• Roses are grey…
  • And that’s where fat girls come from…
  • Wait, something’s wrong…
  • Balding post-it notes
  • A nosy pepper…
  • Clever ideas
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • Nine months from now…
  • Forever alone level: Ed Norton
  • The first and last mentions of Severus Snape
  • Suddenly, umbrellas
  • The ultimate accessory