• Vegetarian
  • So I scrolled to the bottom of my friend’s Facebook timeline…
  • That song in your playlist…
  • Time realization
  • Sociopath parrot
  • First rule of buddy system
  • Getting back from work…
  • Sorry sir, I can’t let you in without a reservation
  • It happens…
  • Mosquito hit with a laser
  • This one goes out to you
  • Ninjas could not be found