• Sometimes it’s pretty obvious…
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • Beach Dreadlocks
  • Running the country…
  • When my brother is in the shower…
  • The worst cockblocker ever…
  • Don’t end a sentence with a preposition.
  • The most graceful jump ever
  • Not even with duct tape
  • Loyalty
  • Weapons made out of paper clips
  • These aren’t my glasses