• You can only push a girl so far…
  • Like a sir dog…
  • Sure…
  • Every day when I wake up…
  • Hipster overload
  • When my boyfriend answers his phone…
  • Engineering +1
  • Waking up in the middle of the night…
  • Where I think my co-workers are when they don’t show up for work
  • So tired
  • After 60 years
  • Rabbit ears