• You’re my favorite lamp
  • Every single night…
  • A very polite milk carton…
  • My best friend
  • Has anyone else done this as a kid?
  • It..it wasn’t me…
  • Every time I add a new friend on Facebook…
  • Are you really hungry?
  • I miss those days
  • Hi bear. Sup Putin.
  • How is it even possible?
  • What I do after walking into a spider web