• Really gets you thinking…
  • When I don’t feel like explaining…
  • It’s that cold…
  • Copenhagen airport in Denmark is shaped like a paper airplane
  • Ways to scare your roommate…
  • Things we say in school
  • Make-up level: Asian
  • How they see me in college
  • They ran out of batteries…
  • Best. Number plate. Ever.
  • You’re the man! No, you’re the man!
  • Ointment, got it.