• The worst thing you can hear at a concert…
  • Jim Carrey doing it right…
  • Charlie Sheen’s words of wisdom
  • What do you think it means?
  • Life works in mysterious ways…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • Did you just say lettuce?
  • You were probably a gift
  • Let’s stay friends…
  • Just another day at the office
  • Hey Listen…
  • Yay! throw me, throw me! AAHHHH!