• Just quit it…
  • A little cut here, a little twist here, and voila…
  • A very polite milk carton…
  • I’m sick, carry me!
  • Nick Fury Babysitting The Avengers
  • Your status sucks
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Girls don’t dress for boys…
  • Listening to System of a Down…
  • You got his hopes up…
  • This woman is 43 years old
  • How I feel when I find an onion ring in my fries