• Chicken Nuggets…
  • Irrational fear…
  • Halloween girls…
  • The Most Beautiful Olympian
  • Please call vets, I think I’m broken…
  • Are those…sparkles?
  • Me – 1, Fourth Grade Math Teacher – 0
  • Screw you guys…
  • When I open my wallet to check how much money I have left for the month…
  • If I had a british accent…
  • I used to listen to Dubstep…
  • That punk toad! he’s been flipping us off the whole time