• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • Best Christmas decoration ever…
  • I am your father…
  • Every time the trial version expires…
  • I’ll go outside for a walk…
  • What is it that you want?
  • Ferrets wearing turtlenecks
  • When girls go to the bathroom together…
  • Full moon in Greece
  • Just bracing myself, Winter is coming…
  • Every single leather chair
  • No dogs allowed? Let me fix that…