• My life is a romantic comedy…
  • And now the Irish begin their space program…
  • Just because you can’t see it…
  • Mind-blowing facts you probably didn’t know…
  • When I don’t feel like explaining…
  • One way or another somebody’s going to die
  • Holy…
  • No one remembers true geniuses
  • Get it right
  • How did I fail?
  • Vegans
  • “The thing is…I told her you were a hamster…”