• The most unfair thing about life…
  • Mascot change…
  • Be kind to pigeons…
  • Hi diddly do neighborino…
  • Forget the dog…
  • Pandas on a tree…
  • Every time I try to write a paper…
  • The only valid reason I’ve come up with so far
  • Every night…
  • Cinderella’s contradiction
  • How Robert Pattinson got the role for Twilight…
  • It ain’t gonna suck itself