• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • My life really sucks…
  • I can’t eat eggs…
  • My new charger confuses everyone…
  • Yet NASA is the bad guy…
  • Every single time
  • Yeah, screw you, Tom Cruise…
  • W…What?!
  • This is not as fun as they said
  • Prediction
  • The Chinese Attitude
  • Shut up. Just for once shut up.