• Cheating on Domino’s Pizza…
  • All good things come in pairs…
  • Darth Vader meets Bane…
  • I hate funerals
  • Muahahaha!
  • I need it now…
  • Scumbag Doctors
  • I’m like God…
  • Trollbek
  • Notepad business card
  • Moms these days
  • How I think I look like after I get a haircut