• Why didn’t I figure out this earlier?
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • What ‘etc’ really means…
  • Check, mate
  • When cleaning my room…
  • What did you say about my mom?
  • I asked Santa…
  • When you eat popcorn…
  • Religion, this needs an explanation
  • How I feel after becoming a single man
  • A heart made of kittens
  • Say CHEESE!