• Don’t know what you’re talking about…
  • Automatic flushing toilet…
  • Last slice of pizza
  • How I spend time in the shower
  • The worst job in the world
  • Oh look, they finally published that article about your mom…
  • Oh, YouTube commenters…
  • Me Hoosta
  • Friend Zone Level 100
  • One of the best mattresses ever invented
  • Could you take my shift?
  • Call the vet, the dog is broken