• It doesn’t matter how good you look…
  • Sudden Clarity Pepsi
  • Every time I shut down my old computer…
  • Look who finally decided to show.
  • Color Picker
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • Classy sailing
  • Restroom troll
  • Don’t discriminate
  • Seriously Math…
  • Mmmmm… donuts…
  • Dear Bell & Yellow Pages…