• You’re alive!
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • Math Class in a nutshell…
  • Banana strip
  • The 1938 Phantom Corsair
  • This is how you do business
  • There, it’s safe now
  • Switch it
  • London in 1949
  • Oh, hai. I upgraded your ram.
  • Him! He took my lunchmoney!
  • Where I think my co-workers are when they don’t show up for work