• Every night is the same!
  • Real Life Puss In Boots…
  • Solving problems like real men…
  • Welcome home, how was your day?
  • Too old!
  • Laziness level: Disney
  • At first…
  • Wait for it…NOW!
  • Ugly people
  • Who sleeps with my mom
  • House for Sale
  • What I use Google for