• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Edible men in curry soup…
  • Who’s to blame?
  • Not fair, Superman
  • The Oreo Games
  • Please, don’t touch
  • Don’t argue
  • What Mount Rushmore was supposed to look like, before they ran out of funding
  • Close door
  • She will be mine
  • Kitty is out of words
  • I just want to sleeve in peace