• I’ve never wanted anything more in my life…
  • New trend at the office…
  • Just a phase…
  • Every time I turn my computer on…
  • Problem fixed…
  • Well this sucks…
  • My ear broke…
  • Success Dealer
  • Physical therapy exercise
  • The greatest difference between being 7 years old and being 26 years old
  • Greatest negative feedback ever left on eBay
  • He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Laid