• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Extreme Makeover Logic…
  • Man with non-existent beard. It’s just an illusion.
  • When I see people wearing low crotch pants…
  • Berlerns…
  • Are you doing okay?
  • Nutella combo
  • Gandhi on Christianity
  • I dare you to find a better looking 57 year old
  • Thanks, Bob
  • How I type when there’s someone else with me
  • Don’t speak