• Screw you bridge, I’m a tugboat…
  • Points of view…
  • Patrick, The Incredible Pit Bull…
  • You didn’t dress up…
  • The five stages of beard length…
  • The easiest way to bathe in college…
  • I want to go back in time…
  • How to prevent cheating…
  • The formula to success
  • Positive thinking
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable
  • But… but… you’re coming back, right?