• The Flashed Face Distortion Effect, Normal Faces Become Monsters…
  • Pinnochio, you clever bastard…
  • I need this piranha plant in my backyard…
  • Stop it, brain…
  • Jumbo Freezie
  • Nobody cares
  • The Oxford comma…
  • There’s still hope…
  • We all used to do this…
  • Political correctness
  • Look at my nails. They’re fabulous!
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrets