• Where I should be right now…
  • Lower standards and repeat…
  • Cat discovers himself…
  • The word ‘immature’…
  • Ernstergerm!
  • I miss phone booths…
  • Try to top that…
  • Remove all the vowels
  • Stephen Colbert crushes a guest…
  • If stress burned calories…
  • Dear Karma…
  • Red tube