• Whenever life gives you lemons…
  • If the Mona Lisa were painted today…
  • School vs. Life…
  • Barney, you’re doing it right…
  • Dangerous Combination
  • Who died and made you king?
  • A jealous woman
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Dog’s poopies
  • Just Elijah Wood and Scarlett Johansson
  • Clever bags
  • The typical bar drink