• If tattoos randomly appeared on your skin…
  • Apple releases a new product…
  • Meanwhile in Soviet Russia…
  • Posting political rants in your status…
  • Not a bit…
  • The Noble Unicorn…
  • Dorothy Gale
  • Roses are gay…
  • Guys in the friendzone
  • The Golden Rule
  • I missed you
  • The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog