• Such a sweet letter…Wait.
  • Scumbag Jelly Beans…
  • Hoof Heels…
  • I’m always watching you…
  • Me when someone says “There are other fish in the sea”….
  • Are you prepared?
  • Scumbag bladder
  • Mommy, you stepped on me…
  • College senior percentages
  • It’s over, dawg…
  • I’m not saying she’s fat…
  • 5 years ago today…