• Pickup-Line Panda…
  • That’s my master…
  • You may think you’re cool…
  • No need for a brain these days
  • Whoa…
  • Why I download stuff illegally…
  • At the gym…
  • If I was Steve Jobs…
  • Dear public transit riders…
  • How I feel about my job
  • What Google Earth is used for
  • Oh, this was you pet?