• I rearranged my desktop icons…
  • He can pretty much say anything…
  • The true meaning of the word “bro”
  • When I hurt my pets…
  • Edward Scissornails
  • That’s impossible!
  • Bane presents Prince Charles to Batman…
  • Oh, Kurt Cobain…
  • Whenever I go to public restrooms…
  • No Siri, please help me!
  • Never ever ever
  • Praise the chef for me…