• Always check who you’re texting…
  • You’re being watched…
  • What not to discuss with your girlfriend…
  • There, there…
  • The biggest problem with the world…
  • The root of all evil
  • How I feel when I leave work on a Friday…
  • Everyday is the same…
  • I’m living in Narnia
  • Dad, I was just thinking…
  • Is there a problem officer?
  • Business card random stranger handed me…