• Girls at the club…
  • Human, it’s like you read my mind…
  • I am a good influence
  • No words necessary…
  • Don’t forget it
  • Screw this! I’m outta here!
  • Pinocchio Boxers
  • The less you care…
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable
  • Checking the ex’s Facebook
  • Jon Stewart’s best Bachmann face
  • I’m hungry