• Tired of being fat and ugly?
  • I put my leg up in the air…
  • Your eyelashes at -36°F…
  • How hot your motherboard and processor is…
  • Playstation vs. God…
  • Procrastinating…
  • Fair question
  • Hurry up…
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • How I Feel After Finishing College…
  • Michael Bay’s philosophy
  • Texting a friend abroad