• Santa Gets Arrested…
  • Every time I go home for the holidays…
  • Lovely shirt you’ve got on…
  • Prepare to die…
  • $400 per week…
  • In a thousand years…
  • Smiley face
  • You are what you eat
  • Beware of the cow
  • Sand under a microscope
  • Can’t read it? Squint your eyes
  • Is he gone yet?