• What your muffin says about you…
  • Almost had a heart attack…
  • The eyes of a criminal…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • I want her job…
  • It’s a trap! A really nice trap…
  • There’s only one…
  • I’m not totally useless
  • Staircase made of salt
  • She has no clue
  • So many questions…
  • So this toy exists…