• I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
  • The longer you stare…
  • Yeah, don’t help me…
  • Scumbag University…
  • Worst way to find out about it…
  • I’ve lived a life of lies…
  • After I get paid…
  • Literal encounters…
  • Artistic genius
  • Family relationships
  • Awww cute dog…
  • Alternative win