• I’m going blind…
  • Take it, it’s free…
  • Greatest feeling in the world…
  • I don’t want to live anymore…
  • Suddenly realised…
  • This is your captain…
  • Best help section ever
  • Please return
  • But seriously now…
  • A lion made of tires
  • Who turned on the light?
  • The Gentleman’s guide to amputation