• Your face
  • She didn’t see any fireworks…
  • Shocking…
  • Personal reasons…
  • Fifty Shades of Grey
  • So, it has begun…
  • Loyal to the bitter end
  • Zombie hand spoon
  • Found her
  • Proof that marriage exists in nature
  • And now she’s wasting it
  • Sorry, you can’t take those nail clippers on the plane