• My Halloween plans for next year…
  • No, don’t do it…
  • Juan Cholo
  • I think I’m pregnant…
  • First thing I’d do with a Portal Gun…
  • Sincerely, friendzoned guys
  • iPad pain
  • Prayer logic
  • The big spill
  • Badass Homer
  • Exiting the Universe
  • Get off the table!