• Some Dating Advice…
  • Stop it goat, you’re drunk…
  • Panda Frat Party
  • Scumbag eyelashes
  • PowerPoint death
  • Me when someone says “There are other fish in the sea”….
  • Is tough being a shark…
  • Jesus wore a hoodie
  • The definition of poor
  • Hamster sandwich
  • New York City in 1955
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department