• I just overheard this…
  • One of these is not like the others…
  • Troll Teacher…
  • The one true fact of my childhood…
  • Every last inch…
  • First day in the world…
  • Mother…
  • Sir, your mustache is escaping…
  • Caught in the act
  • Would you like to be my friend?
  • Voldemort should have made him a horcrux
  • Teacher vowed not to shave until bin Laden killed or captured