• Nice wig, buddy…
  • You can only push a girl so far…
  • A good book
  • Every time I get to a traffic light…
  • Why him? Why?
  • Troll Stewie…
  • Flying is too mainstream
  • How I feel after waking up hungover…
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Fluffy chicken
  • My precious collection
  • Shut up and take my money!