• Get back to work
  • My microwave broke down…
  • There, there…
  • I’ve been doing it wrong all these years…
  • Chill, people…
  • Crap!
  • Crayon art
  • Retrobama
  • I’ll just grab the hose… wait what?
  • I think I’m kind of a big deal
  • Geek pick-up line
  • Looking for a girl on Craigslist