• The very first smartphone…
  • But you didn’t have to squeeze me off…
  • Michael Jordan’s money
  • When my boss tells me I can leave early…
  • Well played, Tom Hanks…
  • Hot tea
  • Let me in dammit!
  • Still too soon…
  • Clever sheep
  • Dear Cap’n Crunch…
  • I don’t insult people…
  • Batmaaan!