• Evil Chicken Omelette
  • Too cruel…
  • Always check who you’re texting…
  • It’s the thought that counts…
  • Only one more thing…
  • Just because I could…
  • Look at her…
  • What you should say after a break up…
  • The real reason dentists have money
  • Reasons I write something down in class
  • This is why you don’t mess with him
  • Don’t scare me like that again, bro