• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • I’m actually not funny…
  • Tip cup win…
  • Don’t tell me where to sleep…
  • Nemo, no!
  • Blood Lamp
  • Dreams of an English major
  • I haz a peanut
  • Missed opportunity
  • A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver
  • Writers
  • OK then, let’s dance