• I’m just not funny…
  • Keep playing dumb…
  • Here’s an idea
  • Screw this, I quit…
  • I know, right?
  • You’re so funny…
  • Yeah, it’s a chicken…
  • How my IQ works
  • Good Guy VHS
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Awesome Herb Scissors
  • Neil Degrasse Tyson, what doesn’t he know?